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Post by EmoKing on 13th July 2008, 5:30 am

This two job is i take from my own forum de so hope u guys enjoy it cheer :happy:
Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and...

Question: "What would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"
Answer: " Tea please"

Question: " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea "

Question: "How would you like it? black or white?"
Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?"
Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer: "With cow's milk please."

Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst....


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Post by EmoKing on 13th July 2008, 5:31 am

One day, Steven Spielberg went into a pub an started drinking at the bar counter. After a few rounds of drinks, he noticed another guy sitting beside him and started talking to the person:

Spielberg:" Hi, I am Steven Spielberg. Where are you from?"
Man: " I am a Chinese!"

On hearing that the man is a Chinese, Steven Spielberg gave the man a hard punch, right into his face.

Man: " What's this for?" the man asked
Spielberg: " My dad was killed by you people. He was in Pearl Harbour when it was bombed!!"

Man: " But it was'nt us Chinese, it was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbour!!"
Spielberg: " Japanese, Javanese, Chinese.....they are all the same!"

At this moment, the Chinese man gave Steven Spielberg a punch as well.

Spielberg: " What's this for?"
Man: " My grandfather was killed when the Titanic sank!"

Spielberg: " But the Titanic sank because it hits the iceberg!"
Man: " Well......Iceberg, Carlsberg, Steven Spielberg.......they are all the same!"
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Post by Benny on 13th July 2008, 6:56 am

Ha ha ha i like the first one. If i encounter such maid i'll die first.


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